Licking Cloth

Needing to take a shit really badly, your turd sticking out of your anus licking the inside of your pants.

Johnny was licking cloth so he sprinted to the toilet and managed to evacuate his bowels safely.

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"