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Life Friend

Noun. Name given to the friend of an emotionally delicate individual for their own emotional security brought on by abandonment. This perception of close friendship is merely a projection of their desires for close platonic companionship in the void of actual loved ones. "Life Friends" commonly will receive daily hugs from this individual and, traditionally, are the supplier of both alcohol and tobacco products, as chemicals are another stabilizing force in this tender individual's life.

Said in drunken stuper: "Even though I cry everyday, I'm glad to have you guys around. You guys are my life friends!"

Said in a semi-drunken stuper: "The three of us came together as life friends and formed this house of love."

Said in stone cold sobriety: "Even though we have this last cigarette, we shall smoke it together; as life friends."

by Life Friend 1 February 8, 2010

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Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

life(Probably gross hag covered in stretch marks melinda)StormHunterPSU(nasty wife beating Jeff), Friend(fat gay todd that's fixated with Diana)are all idiots that lerk on this site and many others posting anything from grade school insults in the form of a urban definitions to fake personal ads on other sites. People that do not and never will have any moral values, good looks, or a life. Grow up Faggies... we see your shit... we don't CARE!!!!

Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend are all idiots that live on the internet and have no sex lives, or lives period. GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!! When they get too scared to post shit about me or diana in chat on their regular names you can find them on sites like this one trying to hide pathetically on other identities... why so scared!??? Well they're chicken shits that don't like their real names and addresses going out!!!! Can't top it when you're so stupid you threaten and harass young females about posting their shit but can't find it, then have it done to yourselves instead. Fuck all of you losers!!!! STDs kill... DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!

by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004

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No life No friends only indian discord friends

This is a phrase that you can say too your friends when they do something stupid in fortnite

This guy has No life No friends only indian discord friends

by Ancient Joon April 17, 2021


Half life friend

A friend that known for half of your life

Aiden and John are both half life friends of mine.

by Ironman99 October 15, 2022


Life, StormHunterPSU, & Friend

The definition should read *Life, StormHunterPSU, & Annoymous

Now all of you kindly go fuck yourselves!

by marylandgrl22 December 5, 2004