Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.

fart lift off

(Spanish) When you fart so hard you literally take off from your seat

My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off

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