light the way

To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.

Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.

Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!

Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!

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May The Bridges You Burn Light Your Way

This great to use as you are writing somebody off for doing you wrong.

Dude, you had sex with my girlfriend, you stole twenty bucks out of my wallet, and smoked my last cig?

May the bridges you burn light your way asshole.

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In a light friendly way

When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.

Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*