ligmanoia

Extreme suspicion of any new or unfamiliar words, thanks to years of conditioning from getting owned by bofa jokes.

"Hey you wanna go to that juice place? I heard their acai bowls are really good."
- "Acai.... acai... acai-d of this dick?"
"What? Do you not know what acai is? It's a fruit, they grind it up and make it into a sweet pomace, it's supposed to be good for you."
- "Pomace... pomace... pomace your ass?"
"You've got some serious ligmanoia."