limbaughism

The belief system that embraces the following tenets:

1. All Republicans are always right about everything.

2. All Democrats are always wrong about everything.

3. Anyone who disagrees with me about anything is an idiot and hates America.

4. I get to decide for everyone what it means to be conservative, even if the issue at hand has nothing to do with conservatism/liberalism.

5. Any facts that are in conflict with my opinion are lies from the liberal media.

The opposite of thoughtful discourse. See Beckism.

Similar to McCarthyism. Simply substitute "Liberal" for "Communist".

The oversimplification of any opinion is typical of Limbaughism.

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Limbaugh

When you swing open the stall door in a public restroom and find a huge gnarly dump left in the toilet, probably jamming it, prompting a hasty retreat - that's a "Limbaugh".

"No, don't go in that one, man - there's a Limbaugh in there!" "Whoa, that's is possibly the worst Limbaugh I have ever smelled!"
"Why don't they get someone to come in here and hose out this Limbaugh?"

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Limbaugh

A unit of mass equal to 1 Imperial Shit Pile.

Aw, man! I have a Limbaugh of work to do...

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limbaugh

a slang term for a prolapsed anus

after years of shoving household items in his rectum, he suffered a limbaugh.

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Limbaugh

To deride or denigrate someone in a misogynistic way, usually in terms of their moral behavior.

"What does it say about the college coed Susan sic Fluke, who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex? What does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex."

"Hey, stop Limbaughing her already!"

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Limbaugher

Cheese produced from swabbing the folds in Rush Limbaugh's skin. Top Fortune 500 performer in last quarter.

We managed to get some vintage Limbaugher from a floor trader who had some connections. We talked about interest rates, capital gains, stock portfolios with a bottle of Cognac and this remarkable cheese. We wondered how they could produce such a gastronomical delight.

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Limbaugh

Something too disgusting and/or horrifying for any and all descriptive words in the English language to do justice.

I spoke with some random Limbaugh last night...I pissed my pants from how terrifyingly inane he was.

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