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Only the hottest of the hoes get a man/boy named Lincon. Lincon’s are the sexiest, hottest, most amazing men of all time. Only people who are absolutely smoking hot get named Lincon.
Pretty bitch - “My hot bf, Lincon, is calling me”
Bitch who can’t get Lincon’s hot butt - “Your bfs name is Lincon!?”
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This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"
John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
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when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.
Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.
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A shitty ISP that is very hated in the city of Rosario (Santa Fe, Argentina).
The Wi-Fi is very slow
Man, why is this Wi-Fi not working well?
X: It's maybe the ISP you have, Lincon Rosario.
Yeah, it's very hated, I should switch ISPS
when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
Lincon-come on guys im not that smart Us- oh shut the fuck up just dont forget us when ever you take over the entire world