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Typically describing a skinny, broke white male who works back of house and may or may not be tattooed, this man has unlocked the secrets to sex. I don't know how because he most certainly did not graduate and skipped sex ed, but he will have you speaking in tongues.

He doesn't have a bedframe, he's probably an alcoholic, he smokes Marlboro Red 100s, and his tv is on the floor. And he will fuck you in positions you've never even thought of.

Linecook dick is not exclusive to straight people. Any man regardless of sexuality can have linecook dick.

"Wow, Jason is so hot. And he works back of house so you KNOW he got that linecook dick.
"Ugh, you're so right. And he looks like he's skinny and dying. That dick would be A1."

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