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To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.
Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.
However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!
Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
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A huge asian Penis that is fully HARD.
I can see your ling long bing bong
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"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"
originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.
She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??
OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!
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Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say
Person: What
You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
2)
Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "What the fuck..."
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Ignorant UCLA Girl: "Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside."
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"Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "Shut the fuck up, man. You're hella ignorant."
3)
Person #1: "Did you see that youtube video that UCLA chick posted ranting about Asians? According to her, all Asians say 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' when they speak."
Person #2: "Yeah I did! That girl is so ignorant. She obviously doesn't go to UCLA."
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Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927
Call me <3
"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"
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