linguistic dyslexia

1. the tendency of a person to hear words backwards, say words with opposite beginnings, or write numbers backwards.

2. the tendency to be generally dyslexic in all forms of language

Linguistic dyslexia is saying "sweat and hotty" instead of "hot and sweaty"; writing 41 instead of when you hear "fourteen"; hearing "tofu noodles" instead of "toaster strudels"; saying "runny babbit" instead of "bunny rabbit"