Liquid Turtle

A shit that's doing its best to poke out, but you know it's going to be pure liquid slurry.

"I had bad fish for lunch" -- Guy 1
"Got the shits eh?" -- Guy 2
"Yeah. There was someone in the stall so I had to wait. I ended up fighting a liquid turtle." --Guy 2

Stinky liquid turtle pleb

When you're about to poo and you just can't hold it in, so it just comes out.

Can also be used as an insult.

"I just did a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

"I couldn't help it, the stinky liquid turtle pleb just came out"

"You're a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

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