A death hole not far from Belfast with literally one street of shops but containing people that believe that it is a legitimate city, despite the fact every significant factor proves otherwise. Plus it's shit.
Cutting myself only hurts my outside, going to Lisburn self-harms my entire being.
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Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
'Oh, you're from Friends' School Lisburn? Fuck off you posh cunt!'
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v. Meeting lip-to-lip with someone, making out.
So called from the town Lisburn, where it's all they know
Friend 1: Oh I was out the other day and I met this girl
Friend 2: ....Lisburn style?
Friend 1: Completely.
Friend 2: Meeting (lisburn style) for the sake of the definiton.