May 1st - The national day for taking time to celebrate your friends who are little bitches.
Hey Jordan, what did you do for National Little Bitch Day last week?
September 2nd, the day in which all little bitches are celebrated instead of ridiculed
Chad: Hey, little bitch, how was your day>
Little bitch: Good, it's September 2nd so no one was mean to me today
Chad: Enjoy it for a few more hours little bitch, little bitch day will end soon.