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Little mens is the plural of little man. Little mens are small critters or cute animals, both male and female. Also called "lil mens"
"I love my female rats Bear and Peanut, they're my little mens!" or
"Come see the adorable little mens eating the seeds"
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this is not a joke i cannibalize little men preferably midgets because kids are gross honestly taste bad
pleas help me i have an addiction pleas i cannibalize little men
Midget sized blue men that when you visit their magical world they feel the need to jump up your rectum and explore.
I walked through a door today and one of those little blue men was there, i will never be the same.
Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.
"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."
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Little blue people from an unknown land that follow pretty girls around and try to get in their pants. They are tiny, maybe 6 in. tall... so, it would be very easy for one to crawl up someone's pants leg. That's why you must be careful of them and always be on the watch. They like to stalk people and should be avoided at all costs.
Liz: OMG!!! it's the wee little blue men!!!
Maggie: Watch out! It's right behind you!!!
Mary: Don't let it get in your pants!!
Noemi: ahhhh!!!
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Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.
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