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After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.
Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok
Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!
A penis similar to that of a lizard's characteristically short, wide and scaly.
Apparently Jack has a under developed lizard dick.
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Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick