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Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.
Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.
When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.
Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
A bong rip from a gatorbeug but using gatorade as billy water.
Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade
Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it