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After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.
He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.
His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.
"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
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For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
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Bob: what'd you do today?
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
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Laugh My Tush Off: a PG-rated variation of LMAO (Laugh My Ass Off)
Peaches123: Kung Fu Panda 2 is so freakin' funny!
Rainbows90: I know! I cracked up when he said "Ah. My old enemy... stairs!"
Peaches123: LMTO! I was like OMG I know just how he feels!
Rainbows90: Wow. Stay that Lazy and you'll need to laugh your tush off.
Peaches123: =(
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-Oh my God i just LMTO'd!
-"...beacuse seven ate nine!!!" "LMTO!"
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Laughing my taint off. Variation of laughing my ass off.
Your clever IM comeback was so funny it had me LMTO.
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