Load Shedding

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

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Load Shedding

British term, to shed ones load is to take a massive dump. Not to be confused with shedload or loading a shed.

South African: I will be offline later due to load shedding in my area.

British person: Brb I need to shed my load.

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Load Shedding

Busting a “nut” or “load” across a row of kneeling Bangladeshi whore’s or Ex-girlfriends faces.

Hey Man, what are you doing this weekend? Going to a house party, it’s going to be load shedding gang bang at your moms house

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load shedding

On Guam, this is a euphemism for power rationing or planned power outages.

The Guam Power Authority scheduled six hours of load shedding in Yigo today.

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load shedded

Euphemism in South Africa for rolling blackouts. "Load shedded" is also used facetiously in South Africa to refer to any device that is currently not on or not working.

"Sorry my left back tail light is not working officer. It is currently being load shedded"

"You won't be able to contact me on my cellphone as my battery is load shedded"

"I can't think right now, my brain is being load shedded!"

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shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

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A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

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