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April 21st, the day after 420, when you can do anything except steal things.
On Lobster Day, I went out and bought some seafood, because I have holiday spirit!!!
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Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.
Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy
This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day
Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.
Do you want to celebrate Lobster-n-Lingus Day at my place or yours?
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