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lobster dick

1. When you jerk off so frequently your dick becomes permenantly red resembling the dick of a lobster.

"I have to cut down, im starting to develope a lobster dick"

by billbow24 October 1, 2007

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lobster dick

A possible side effect of excessive Western Grips.

Due to my addiction to western grips, I now have to face the painful concequences of a lobster dick.

by el faggo May 23, 2009

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lobster dick

1.a person with the inability to pee after having sex or jacking off or any shit like that
2 a complete and total hater

ex.1 briggs couldnt pee because he is a lobster dick

ex.2 briggs saw his new 100 buck shades and automatically said they were pieces of shit

by gibran October 3, 2007

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Lobster Dick

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

by Notebook September 22, 2005

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