lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

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