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Lobster Roll

A fat, girthy, engorged penis that is consticted by a cock ring, band or other device turning the knob a deep, dark shade of red.

Roger turned on the porn and grabbed his lube for a quick wank after he had donned his cock ring and stiffened up a lobster roll.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015

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Lobster Roll

When you place an entire stick of butter in a girls ass crack then eat it after it melts. The brand and type of butter are up to you but it must eaten hands free county fair bobbing for apples style.

I have no butter in my house after 3 lobster rolls with Lauren and now I have high cholesterol.

by websters-dick-ionary October 1, 2021


Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020


Lobster rolling

Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.

I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.

by UrbanWriterMaster December 4, 2020


lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 October 11, 2015

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Lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon

I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023


swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.

Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

by Jimmy thirdleg January 16, 2017

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