Lockie Leonard

When someone gains an unusual ability to infuriate his comrades, to the point when they wish to shove large metal objects into his anus.

Often the person in question speaks with an Australian accent, and enjoy's "putting shrimps on the barbie"

They also often turn out to be raging homosexuals, who name themselves after females and enjoy tipping their trillby's at women who they call "mylady"

Mary's raging shitstorm of cuntishness is "lockie Leonard"