n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
#caveman#shit show#blasted#wrecked#poop
There was a Lonan on the toilet last Thursday night
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mythical Irish figure.
excelled in war, music and womanizing.
'And with that Lonan Jenkins had won the Battle and Freed Ireland from tyranny once again'
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A Lonan move could be any of the below.
Placing a large stake on a low odds bet and it loses.
Sending a message informing groupchat members of an event that happened 2 weeks ago.
Backing a sportsperson or team and they lose, regardless of who they are, if you send anything about them, they lose.
That is a typical Lonan move
The act of dreaming about your BF's friends and telling them first
See also: Dreamscape
Person: why did you and your gf broke up.
Person 2: She pulled a Dirty Lonan