Lone Boning
A term for male masturbation
"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"
when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other
lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)
man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.