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Lonely Nights

When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.

I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.

by Roy Berto February 26, 2012

18šŸ‘ 2šŸ‘Ž


Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011

8šŸ‘ 3šŸ‘Ž


Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011

4šŸ‘ 6šŸ‘Ž


Four Red Bull's and a Lonely Night

A term used to talk about how fast you're gonna masturbate tonight

Hey, four Red Bull's and a lonely night amirite?

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

3šŸ‘ 1šŸ‘Ž


late night lonelies

When you are tired and sleepy, but stay up way past your bedtime anyways, feeling lonely. You know you should go to sleep, but a quiet desperation is preventing you from being rational.

I've got the late night lonelies. I should try to sleep.

by superjoe30 March 22, 2009

13šŸ‘ 1šŸ‘Ž


Lonely Night

when you get booted offline on a console

John iā€™m finna give you a lonely night.

by buttmaker October 25, 2020