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When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches
john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches
This is the king of all faggots. They pray to him everday and night to keep him happy. Thye might even bend over for him
Faggot 1: Did you pray to fag lord jesus
Faggot 2: no i forgot, might as well bend over
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A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".
1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40
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Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
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-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.
When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.
Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.
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a term people from Newfoundland and Labrador or Halifax would use as an overwhelming statement like they have just seen, done or heard something amazing like "oh my god" or "holy crap"
person 1 "lord tunderin jesus i just got a job"
person 2 "no way dear by how did you do it"
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