lort

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

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lort

A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!

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lort

This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!

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Lort

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

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Lort

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

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LORTE

1.A word used in the place of LORD! or GOD!.. a less sinful way of cursing.. along with more mexican way.

2.Can also take the place of: FUCK, damn, shit,Cunt

3. Pronunciation :
LOR (roll the R) - TAY

"Oh my LORTE!"

"lorte!what a LARGE poopstick"

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Lort

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

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