Love Tan

Positive experiences/warmth derived by absorbing the rays emanating from someone in Love.

"Isn't Kelly really cringing at our immense soppy nature together?

Nah, she's topping up her Love Tan, she's fine."

"So, any plans for tonight?

Yeah, hanging out at Sean's, though his girlfriend will be there too, better take the Love Tan lotion with me"

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I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

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