a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. I'm a lovetard.
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When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.
ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.
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used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.
Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.
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lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.
yea, see was disabled, but damn did she try hard....i banged for the lovetard.
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Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.
She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.
Another word for asshole
"No worries that feller is just a lovetard."