low flow

One who is low on cash.
Not having much money.
Being low on the cash flow.

Sorry, I'm low flow bro.

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Lowe Flow

The act of plugging a toilet using a large amount of compressed, wadded up toilet tissue or twisted paper cowboy hats.

DoOd...it don't take a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe yer butt, butt it sometimes take a whole roll to Lowe Flow it.

low flow toilet

Toilets that, instead of using around 6 liters of water per flush, use about 2 or 3 liters per flush (lpf). This can result in even the smallest, softest piece of shit clogging the entire toilet, which can then result in unwanted calls for the plumber, and having to buy a jumbo toilet plunger to take care of your problem once and for all.

Generally, it's a very bad toilet. But hey, at least hippy Bob can stop bitching about people wasting water on one flush, even though now the average person must flush three times as much on a low flow toilet to get anything to go down.

Remember when toilets could flush your dead goldfish down? Low flow toilets can't do that...

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