friends in low places

Someone who isn't very popular, or influential to society, or online. Example; fast food worker, gas station owner, cashier, gardener, ECT.

Person 1 II just realized, I've got friends in low places.
Person 2 What does that mean?
Person1 Oh, it means that their just another one of a long line of no ones.
Person 2 So people who aren't very popular?
Person 1 Yeah, basically.

low places

really random, shitty, places, or areas; to describe an anonymously odd place

"Dude, how did you even get a case of beer? we're like, 14."

"Calm down mate, I've got friends in low places."