lucas murphy

Known as moldylechuga on Xbox this sexy alpha male will beat the shit out of you like a gorilla if you piss him off to a certain extent. He likes football, red dead redemption 2, call of duty, hunting, memes, heavy things, and friends

Pilkospilkie was here

Person1: did you see Lucas hit some kid with his lunch-trey after they dumped chocolate milk on his white shirt

Person2: yeah Lucas Murphy is the best

Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic