lucas nelson

when the male shits into a sock, and shoved it down the females throat, then she takes it out, puts it down his throat, then they make out and absorb the shit from each others mouths.

“damn bro last night was wild” -male 1
“what’d y’all do?”- male 2
“i totally lucas nelsoned her and it was lit”- male 1

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lucas nelson bruno

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definition:
A really cool white, green eyed guy who plays soccer, but is benched all the time. He hangs out with 5 girls at a time and has been with every girl on the soccer team. He’s actually a really weird and creepy guy and guess what, he doesn’t exist. He’s actually just a pathological liar named lauren in disguise! Lauren is in love with everyone and uses lucas to get game

Person 1: omg dude i got chlamydia from my bf
Person 2: ugh it was probably a lucas nelson bruno