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a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.
We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.
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When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood
Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.