Lumberjackin

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

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Lumberjackin

When you have to resort to physically splitting your log after taking care of business in the bathroom, as it is too large in it's current form to flush

Valerie had to resort to Lumberjackin after having a hefty serving of Indian food the night before. She was desperately worried about flooding her bathroom, the the skillful act of Lumberjackin was required.