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When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
TO bang a chick on a lunch Break.
#1 Today at work. I had a Wicked Lunch Punch with the secretary.
#2 I ran home for a lunch Punch.
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to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.
"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"
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See: Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick
This is a much more dangerous (albeit improvised) move done by immigrants, in which they finish with a ass rip lip split face shit.
Be cautioned, this terrible attack can often leave you very frightened of The Bag.
You have been warned you punk.
IMMIGRANTS ARE DEADLY.
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Lunch where people share their experiences with each other so they can learn from each others pitfalls and success stories. Alternatively, it can mean having a sexual lunch orgy.
Alex went to the punch lunch and learned why you shouldn't microwave aliminium foil. Alternatively, Alex went to the punch lunch to have wicked sex with his coworkers
To get laid on your lunch break.
To beat up pussy at lunch time.
Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.