Someone who lurks people's myspaces, then wanks to their pics.
Guy: dude that fool spends all his time on myspace beatin off.
Other guy: yea bro, that guys a total lurk jerk
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To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.
getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.
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A guy that always tries to get your attention from afar. Creepy. Brave enough to send nasty messages but in real life hides at a distance. Always lurking...always jerking off. Leaves gifts...messages...talks about u to others...but hides from your gaze.
I got a lurk'n'jerk after me lately.
That lurk 'n' jerk is still appearing from time to time.