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1. a candy that melts in your hand not your mouth
2. to be told by a girl that you have impregnated her
1. Guy1: dude i love holding M&Ms
Guy2: bet you would seeing that they don't melt in your hand
2. Guy1: DUDE WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
Guy2: what happened?
Guy1: my girlfriend just gave me M&Ms
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Woudja lookit that girl with the m&ms. Dunno why she bothers to wear a shirt
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To be very close to being so fat that you can\'t get through yor doorway anymore.
Wow! She\'s 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!
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A metaphor for medicine (eg. pills, tablets, etc.)
"Hey what's in that box?"
"Oh, these are my fun m&ms, that I take everyday so I don't die."
Amazing mnms on steroids that taste so good and are as addicting as steroids...
Joe: Hey man stop eating the pretzel m&ms!!! They are so good and I only got 2 and now there all gone...
Stew: Sorry Joe-bro but I'm addicted to these things
Joe: This is a problem we should bring you to rehab or something.
Stew: BUT THERE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: ...Ok you've realty got a problem.
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A slang term for a woman or man with notecably erect nipples as if sneaking M&Ms
did you see that girl sneaking m&ms? it must be really cold outside
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