MAB

Media Arts Boner, when something is visually stimulating in a way that would require extensive and masterful work with camera and/or editing.

"Man, did you see the cinematography of that film shot on the Red Epic, I got such a mad MAB while watching it."

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MAB

Acronym for "Mediocre At Best".

It is used to describe someones performance or an objects quality.

L: So how did you do on your test?

J: I did mediocre at best (MAB).

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MAB

Massak Allah Bel5air

A term coined by a group of crazy engineers.

A: Hey man, I need to tell you something important.
B: What is it?
A:... MAB!

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MAB

A Moody Ass Bitch

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

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MAB

the worst group ever

here comes the minion the potato and the cat, also known as the MAB group!

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MAB

Middle Age Butt. A phenomenon in which a woman's ass explodes in size dramatically, over a short period of time. This specific type of enlarged butt can be identified as being much longer vertically than it is wide. Commonly found strapped into dime store-caliber jeans such as Riders, with the waist pulled up high above the belly button. Seen from the profile angle, MAB will not curve out sexily like a badunkadunk, it will lay flat and tall along the back. Also known as mom-butt and mom jeans. It should be noted that the wearing of mom jeans can also be the sole cause of front butt (a butt in the front, below the belly button.)

Damn that lady has some serious frikkin' MAB!

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MAB

Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.

Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.

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