machority

This is a simplified combination of undertaking a "major chore", typically a significant effort involving an undesirable tasks.

"My parents said I had to organize the toys from the basement, and get rid of things we don't play with anymore. What a damn machority for a weekend."

machoreity

What you'll supposedly gain by performing all of da illegal-child-labor tasks around da ol' homestead dat your parents foist on you.

How can taking out da trash and sweeping da front porch create "machoreity" in a teenager if it just makes him childishly whine and bawl all da time???