maestrobation

Maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.

Often assigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.

"Oh Cecilia," said the maestro, "I believe it's time for some maestrobation."

"Yes, maestro," said Cecilia as she began to play his organ.

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maestrobate

Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

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Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

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