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Another word for a clitoris
She was rubbing her magic skin ball on camera for me.
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The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."
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The act of using both cocaine and LSD at the same time. The effect of which is similar to an acid trip meeting a freight train, and then having pair of them then jump off a cliff.
I heard Jim shook the Magic 8-Ball the other day." "He sure did; now he thinks he has all the answers.
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A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend
Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
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The magic 8 ball is a divination device where you ask the ball a question, shake it, and then it gives you an answer.
But secretly, the answer comes from the Devil because if you take the numbers 1 to 8 (ie: 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8) and add them up you get 36 and if you do the same with the numbers from 1 to 36 you get 666! The magic 8 ball is also black which of course everybody knows is the color of evil!
Joey: Hey Magic 8 Ball will I get a date with that hot blond Sally this weekend?
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it! (Evil laugh echos in the ethers in the background)
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A special name for your crush, because it's not really a crush. You call your object of affection this when you're really not sure how your futures will connect. Will you love eternally or will this just be "a crush" ? Only the Magic Eight ball can tell, but all it's saying right now is "Sorry, ask again later".
Jared is like a magic eight ball, I just can't read him.
Am I indecisive for having a Magic Eight Ball?
A sexual act of a bald woman performing oral sex, while the man shakes her head and asks her a question.
"Do you remember the bald girl I went out with?"
"Yeah! Did you Magic 8-Ball her?"
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