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A credit card stolen from parents.
"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"
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Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.
Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!
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Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
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fake ID card used by underage kids
hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?
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