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Aaron: Yo, dude, I was about to bang Sally last nigh, but her parents came home all of the sudden. What I do know now though is that she's got the magic touch.
Jake: So not even a blowjob, huh?
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The ability to make something work when no one else can.
I can’t get the car to start, (friend) let me give it a go, I got the magic touch. (Car starts)
Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.
This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.
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