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when you give a girl anal and feel your about to blow your load hold on a little longer, pull it out and spit on her back then when she turns around she gets a facefall of jiz
im so pissed off with Max. last night, he gave me a magic wizard and had to clean spit off my back as well as jiz off my face
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Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
The other night I was at Walt Disney World and thought I saw the Magical Flying Sky Wizard zip across the sky but, as it turns out, it was only Tinkerbell.
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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat
Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard
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