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magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 February 27, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


magnet ass

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 October 27, 2007

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 9, 2005

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ass magnet

Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant

Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.

by rolltide55 January 9, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Ass Magnet Faggot

Kayne.

Kayne is an ass magnet faggot

by EpicWaffles449 June 11, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022