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1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.
2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off
kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
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May be used as a proof that there are miracles everywhere.
"Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?"
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One of lifes greatest mysteries, unsolvable until early 2010. Until a brave duo
by the name of The Insane Clown Posse filled us in.
Magnets are powered by magic and miracles.
"Magnets..."
"How do they work?"
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Very attractive or charming, having to power to draw others to his/her/itself. Being able to exert an influence on the minds of others.
The exchange student had a magnetic personality even if she didn't speak fluent English.
When the guest spoke, the audience was drawn by her magnetic speech.
Student 1: Yo, why is this girl so magnetic?
Student 2: She's got a sexy accent and can talk anyone into doing anything
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A fucking magnet is an object or material that creates a motherfucking magnetic field and shit. Magnets are miracles and no one knows how they work, though scientists have created many lies to explain the laws of electro-motherfucking-magnetism.
Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?
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A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.
"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope
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the guy in a group who will run when the cops come up even though he has nothing on him, attracting the cop's attention and allowing the others to escape.
"i chased him through these yards, but he turned out be a magnet"
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