Mahew

When you can’t say “Mathew” with the “t” resulting in “Mahew”.

Person 1: Hey! Where the fuck is Mahew?

Person 2: You mean Mathew? Yeah I saw him eating dirt by the river.

Mahew

A person with the last name mahew is normally associated with have a large penis and a big bum.

‘Oh it is mr mahew over there, look at his big bum’