The town of Major, Saskatchewan is a village in Canada. It's somewhat of a let down, but you can find the occasional party here. Be careful though, you'll probably leave with a crusty std and a bad taste in your mouth.
"Hey buddy! You wanna go to a party in Major Saskatchewan tonight?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Okay, just look out for the crying fat bitch."
"I learnt my lesson last time, never chlamydia again!"